I just heard two LSMs (Leopard Skinned Moms) at Hole Fuds -- where else -- arguing about whose kid was HOTTER. (Their kids looked like drugged tree sloths, but I don't think irony plays any part in their lives.) I've always hoped my kids would be awkwa...
I just heard two LSMs (Leopard Skinned Moms) at Hole Fuds — where else — arguing about whose kid was HOTTER. (Their kids looked like drugged tree sloths, but I don’t think irony plays any part in their lives.) I’ve always hoped my kids would be awkwardly geeky and rather homely, so they’d end up as hugely attractive and HOT uberfashion models in Milan. (Hey, it’s my DREAM, ok? Don’t mess with THE DREAM.) So, in support of my rather splanchnic hypothesis, I present a photo of a famous celebrity who wasn’t exactly a dreamboat at nine. Can you guess who it is? (Winner gets an autographed prosthetic limb of Adolph Menjou. My choice on which limb.)
