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1 | 2 | Myron Pryor was fined for a “legal” hit. Is this the beginning of the National Flag Football League? | |
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2 | 1 | I used to hate Troy Polamalu before his shampoo commercials. Now I only strongly dislike his hair. | |
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3 | 3 | Mark Sanchez is going to be fined by the Jets every time he slumps his shoulders. How about when he eats hot dogs on the sidelines during games? | |
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4 | 4 | Speaking of Will Forte. I saw Macgruber and I give it a rating of “unwatchable”. Good thing I have Netflix. | |
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5 | 5 | I just realized that my power rankings are extra sarcastic this week. I teared up when I watched UP. See, I’m just a big softy. | |
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6 | 6 | This week’s Chuck Norris award winner: Clint Sessions broke his arm and dislocated his elbow….and kept playing. | |
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7 | 9 | It took overtime for the Chiefs to beat the Bills, is that really something to be proud of? | |
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8 | 10 | Osi Umenyiora is…my least favorite NFL name to spell. | |
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9 | 7 | Do you think that Randy Moss will actually start trying now that he is the most talented receiver on a potential playoff team? Yea, me neither. | |
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10 | 8 | Really Houston? Will you ever just win enough games to easily make the playoffs? Why the cardiac kids act? | |
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11 | 17 | Does anyone other than me realize that the Buccaneers are 5-2? | |
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12 | 11 | Talk about excitement…and your conversation won’t mention the Packers 9-0 win over the Jets. | |
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13 | 16 | Are the Saints back or should we just ignore their Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde season? | |
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14 | 13 | The ‘Fins are hanging in there in the AFC East. They are like a barnacle on a yacht owned by the Jets that is being driven by the Patriots. | |
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15 | 14 | The Seahawks just might find a way to luck into winning the worst division in all of American sports. | |
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16 | 12 | Do you think the Bears are going to like house-sitting in Toronto this weekend? Uhhh yeah. | |
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17 | 18 | Big Eagles New: Jon Runyan was just elected to congress in New Jersey. No comment yet from Snookie. | |
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18 | 15 | Derek Anderson back at QB, eh? I guess it could be worse, you could have to turn to Matt Leinart. | |
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19 | 19 | Freddie Mitchell must not have seen Bambi as a kid. If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. | |
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20 | 20 | Time for the Chargers to stop messing around. I’ve been waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out at the end of every game and tell us we’ve been Punk’d. | |
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21 | 24 | How about this AFC South, ya’ll? The Jags are in last place at 4-4. Everyone is a contender for the division. | |
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22 | 23 | I predict that the Thanksgiving will come early when the Rams feast on the ‘Niners after having an extra week to prep. | |
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23 | 25 | When did the Raiders become a playoff contender? | |
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24 | 22 | Don’t count the Vikings out just yet. I’m still waiting on LL Cool J to show up later in the season. | |
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25 | 21 | The Browns are who we thought they were. | |
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26 | 26 | I think we can safely say that the ‘Boys are the most disappointing team in the NFL this season. | |
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27 | 27 | At least TO and OchoCinco’s TV show is entertaining. | |
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28 | 28 | Thanks for putting on a show in London…and actually winning (Thank you for correcting me, Jillian Melnyk). | |
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29 | 29 | Is it time to let someone other than the Lions play on Thanksgiving every year? How about the Patriots or Colts? | |
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30 | 30 | Jake “The Snake” Plummer is living it up in Idaho playing handball while rocking a sweet beard and headband combo. | |
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31 | 31 | The Panthers are indeed still terrible. | |
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32 | 32 | Will picking up Shawne Merriman cost the Bills the first overall pick? |
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