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1 | 2 | Back on top only because the Pats lost to the Browns. Yuck! | |
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2 | 3 | The Jets are the best team in the AFC East. There, I said it. | |
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3 | 4 | Big Thursday night win against the Ravens. | |
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4 | 1 | What happened against the Brownies? Did they sneak Justin Bieber in instead of T-Brady? | |
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5 | 8 | Reuben Droughns is coaching football in Serbia. “I have to leave because I’m going to go coach football in Serbia” sounds like an excuse to get out of jury duty. | |
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6 | 5 | Ravens fans, maybe you think Roddy White cheated. Well…he did. | |
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7 | 6 | Somehow Peyton Manning is the 14th smartest American athlete. You’ll be happy to know that he only received a 1030 on his SAT’s. Ryan Fitzpatrick got 1580. | |
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8 | 9 | Better get your popcorn ready. It’s Randy Moss time in the Music City. | |
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9 | 7 | How good are the Chiefs really? | |
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10 | 12 | The Packers are one win away from being bowl eligible. | |
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11 | 13 | I’m really glad to see the Saints finally playing like the Super Bowl champs. | |
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12 | 11 | When I think of tax laws I think of former Buc Keyshawn Johnson. | |
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13 | 16 | Jim McMahon says his memory is pretty much gone. Hopefully that means that he forgot about “The Super Bowl Shuffle”. | |
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14 | 17 | Mike Vick looks just like the explosive QB we loved on the Falcons. | |
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15 | 10 | Where did this Arian Foster character come from and when did he become the best runningback in the NFL? | |
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16 | 14 | Channing Crowder thinks Anne Frank is Helen Keller. | |
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17 | 15 | Two blowout losses in a row. They must be delighted to be playing the Cards this weekend. | |
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18 | 20 | The Chargers WILL make the playoffs. | |
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19 | 19 | Why does anyone care what hat Kid Bro Sweets wears after practice? | |
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20 | 21 | This week’s most inaccurate name: Jags offensive tackle Guy Whimper. | |
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21 | 22 | Can the Rams make the playoffs? I think it’s very possible, but unlikely. | |
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22 | 23 | The Raiders are over .500 for the first time since their Super Bowl season in 2003. | |
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23 | 25 | You know you had a good week when the only offensive thing about the Browns that people are talking about is Rex Ryan’s imitation of his brother. | |
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24 | 18 | Do you think Larry Fitzgerald misses Anquan Boldin? Maybe just a little. | |
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25 | 24 | Has there ever been a worse coach than Brad Childress? Yes, everyone who has coached the Bills since Wade Phillips left. | |
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26 | 27 | The Bungles lost their 200th game since 1991. That’s an overall record of 113-200-1. Ewww. | |
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27 | 28 | What’s more disappointing: the niners, the cowboys or this season of It’s always sunny in Philadelphia? | |
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28 | 29 | This week’s sign that the Apocalypse is upon us: Ndamukung Suh attempted (and missed) an extra point on Sunday. | |
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29 | 30 | Yes, I do think it’s about time Tebow writes a book. | |
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30 | 26 | Bye Bye Wade Phillips. Too bad it wasn’t your fault. | |
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31 | 31 | Captain Munnerlyn has potentially the best name in the history of sports…besides God Shamgod. | |
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32 | 32 | What are the chances that Shawne Merriman never plays a down for the Bills? |
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