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1 | 2 | The ‘Aints are back in first by default. Let’s see how long they’ll stay here. | |
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2 | 1 | I think everyone is fairly happy with Pittsburgh’s 3-1 start sans Ben Roethlisberger. | |
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3 | 3 | This has nothing to do with the Packers or the NFL, but, Carl Pavano has a sweet, dirty mustache. | |
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4 | 5 | Someone needs to bring back “the dirty bird” ASAP. | |
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5 | 7 | Are the Ravens the most complete team in the NFL? | |
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6 | 9 | Are the Pats really OK with Wes Welker being their #1 receiver? Don’t they need more than the World’s greatest possession receiver? | |
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7 | 10 | Darrelle Revis talks a lot of crap for someone who hasn’t played since being embarrassed by Randy Moss in week 2. | |
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8 | 4 | Reggie Wayne and Austin Collie are #1 and #3 in receiving yards in the NFL. But they still lost to the Jaguars. | |
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9 | 11 | Arian Foster is a beast, but where is Andre “I’m the best wideout in the NFL” Johnson? | |
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10 | 6 | Didn’t Chuck Cecil learn anything from Bud Adams? | |
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11 | 8 | Todd Collins is starting for the Bears this week. Yes, THAT Todd Collins. I thought he retired ten years ago. | |
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12 | 14 | Yes, the Chiefs had a bye and are now the NFL’s only undefeated team. | |
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13 | 12 | The Dolphins are just barely not as good as the Patriots. Just barely. | |
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14 | 13 | Finally looked “Super” on Sunday, but is Shawne Merriman on the way out? | |
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15 | 16 | How long is Mike Vick out? Better not be long. | |
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16 | 15 | Terrell Owens has 374 yards receiving after only four games. He only had 829 in 16 last year. | |
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17 | 19 | Tony Romo has been a pretty solid quarterback for my fantasy team. Too bad the rest of my team is injured. I’m talking to you, Clinton Portis and Ryan Mathews. | |
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18 | 20 | Laurence Maroney, 5 yards on 11 carries. Really? Ruben Studdard could run for at least 10 yards behind that line. | |
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19 | 17 | Randy Moss should dye his hair blonde like Simon Phoenix and yell “I’m a blast from the past!” the first time he enters the Vikes locker room. | |
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20 | 21 | It’s time for Beast Mode in Seattle. Let’s see if he minds his manners now that he’s back on the left coast. | |
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21 | 22 | Ahmad “Leon Lett” Bradshaw fumbled while looking at himself on the big screen. Only in New York. | |
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22 | 23 | Prediction: 2-1 Tampa won’t make the playoffs. | |
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23 | 28 | The NFC West is so bad that the Rams are actually tied for first place. | |
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24 | 18 | It’s time for the Max Hall show in Arizona. Also known as the “No other options” Show. | |
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25 | 24 | Very glad to see that McNabb, unlike Santa Claus, heard no boo-birds on Sunday. | |
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26 | 26 | Why the heck did David Garrard have to go ahead and play well last week? I really wanted to see Trent Edwards start against the Bills. | |
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27 | 27 | Is Al Davis still alive? Does he even realize he still owns the team? Does he think Robert Gallery is Andre the Giant? | |
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28 | 25 | Remember Merton Hanks’ pigeon dance when he was on the Niners? That was amazing. | |
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29 | 32 | T.J. Ward is the new “mistake by the lake”. | |
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30 | 29 | Jahvid “the” Best and only reason to watch the Lions. | |
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31 | 30 | Whose worse, Buffalo or Carolina? Too bad we’ll never know. Ok, it’s Buffalo. | |
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32 | 31 | The Buffalo Fire sale continues. At this rate, there will be a Tim Horton’s instead of a stadium at one Bills Drive next year. |
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