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There are only two undefeated teams left. Two men enter. One man leaves. There can be only one Highlander. |
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How awesome would it be if the Lions and Packers were both undefeated when they play on Thanksgiving? |
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The Saints have steamrolled the competition since their week one defeat at the hands of the Packers. |
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Cheers to patriot’s RB Eric Kettani for being a real patriot and leaving the team for the navy this week. |
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5 |
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How can the Texans function without Andre Johnson? It’s like the Beavers beating the Dragons without Teen wolf. |
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7 |
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Michael Oher tweeted that he doesn’t know who this Steve Jobs character was. Not surprisingly his tweet was sent from an iphone. |
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9 |
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The Chargers are like the TV show Californication. Nobody talks about them, but they’re awesome. |
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8 |
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I know the Bills already beat the Pats, but if they can handle Mike Vick I’ll get on the playoff bandwagon. |
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Will the Jets losing streak hit three this week agains the Patriots? |
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10 |
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Really? The Redskins are this good with Rex Grossman at quarterback? |
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13 |
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Do you think Jeremy Trueblood would rather have Sookie end up with Eric or Bill? |
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16 |
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If he keeps playing like this, people might actually know who Victor Cruz is one of these days. |
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17 |
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The Niners just might be for real. That’s bad news for the rest of the NFC West. |
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20 |
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Titans safety Tommie Campbell was cleaning toilets in Pittsburgh two years ago. Now, he’s going clean some Steeler’s receiver’s clocks. |
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11 |
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“Al Davis makes Darth Vader look like a wimp. “— Hunter S. Thompson. RIP. We’ll miss your famous sunglasses. |
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12 |
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You can’t make this up: Troy Polamalu stood in for his wax statue at Madam Tussauds and scared the crap out of people for fun. |
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15 |
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The ‘Boys are still America’s favorite team. In a related story, Tony Romo is America’s least favorite clumsy, choke artist. |
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14 |
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Hey, Jason Babin. What kind of puppet is Roger Goodell? Hopefully a Fraggle. I love those guys. |
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18 |
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Are the Falcons going to ever look like a playoff team? |
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Uh oh, Chicago’s O-line better learn how to block because the Lions are finally letting Nick Fairley run wild this week. |
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Peyton Hillis was put on the injured reserve this week with a “case of the sniffles”. |
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The Bengals have the best defense in the NFL. Who knew? |
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22 |
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The idea that the Cards would be talented enough to make the playoff this year was just a mirage in the desert. |
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Seattle still has a football team? I thought they moved to Oklahoma City a few years back. |
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Cam Newton is now a bigger deal than pulled pork in the Carolina’s. |
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I think the fans are going to revolt and take over the team if his royal majesty Tim of the house of Tebow isn’t made the starter soon. |
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Congratulations on being picked as the least favorite team in America. Nobody likes you. |
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Chad Henne is out for the year. Who’s going to play QB for them now, Vinny Testaverde? |
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Will the Colts get their first win this week against the Chiefs? Well, it’s either now or never. |
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Bernard Berrian really can’t take a joke. I also really hope he doesn’t read this and get mad at me. |
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The chiefs rushing attack has been harder to watch than the new NBC show Whitney. |
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I’ve never heard of any of the Rams receiver and neither has Sam Bradford. |