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6 |
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No Roethlisberger? No problem. |
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2 |
1 |
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Garret Hartley: From Super Bowl hero to goat in three games. |
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3 |
2 |
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Nick Collins, who throws a mouthpiece? Honestly. |
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4 |
5 |
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When Dwight Freeney has a sack he should have a catchphrase like “I was saying boo-urns” or “Yahtzee!” |
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5 |
10 |
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The Falcons beat the Saints last week. Larry David would say, “That’s pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty good.” |
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6 |
4 |
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That’s the way it goes. Titans blow out G-men and still fall a little bit in the rankings. |
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7 |
8 |
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Ginormous game against Pittsburgh this weekend for North supremacy. |
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8 |
12 |
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When Brian Urlacher gets a tackle, the theme song from The Running Man plays in my head. |
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9 |
7 |
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Pats barely beat Buffalo? Are they even the best team in the East? |
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10 |
13 |
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My cousin from New Jersey is in town for the Jets game. I will not be attending because I’d rather not pay $75 to take a nap. |
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11 |
3 |
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It was only a matter of time before the Cowboys got a win. Lucky for the Texans, they have Oaktown this weekend. |
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12 |
11 |
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Huge Monday night matchup with the Patriots in the three team race for the East. Sorry, Buffalo. |
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13 |
9 |
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When will we see the “Super” in Super Chargers? |
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14 |
20 |
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Tony “I’m not Gonzalez” Moeki made the catch of the year on Sunday. Look it up. |
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15 |
18 |
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This week’s sign that the Apocolypse is upon us: People attempting to call the “feed the children” phone number found on OchoCinco’s cereal actually reach phone sex line. |
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16 |
16 |
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Mike Vick for MVP. You heard it here first. |
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17 |
17 |
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Brett Favre is starting to look like the only player in NFL history playing with grand children. |
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18 |
19 |
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I’m really tired of those University of Phoenix commercials, but at least they are better than Everest Institute. |
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19 |
22 |
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Dez Bryant just bought a dinner for the whole team. The bill? 55k. I’m mad when I have to shell out 30 bones for my friends. |
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20 |
24 |
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Tebow time? Yes…oh, no? Dang. |
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21 |
25 |
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Mike Williams used the term “Federlined” to explain how the ‘Hawks beat the Chargers. |
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22 |
15 |
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Will the Giants fire Tom Coughlin already? This is getting old. |
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23 |
21 |
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Josh Freeman can throw the ball and run. He’s like Frankenstein’s monster with Troy Aikman’s arm and FloJo’s legs. |
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24 |
14 |
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Donovan McNabb is not remotely as beloved as Santa Claus. The Philly fans booed Santa. Therefore, the Philly fans will boo McNabb. |
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25 |
27 |
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Statistically the worst team, but I have faith that they really aren’t this bad. |
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26 |
23 |
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Buffalo’s trash is Jacksonville’s….trash. |
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27 |
26 |
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Darren McFadden finally looks like the dominant player the Raiders thought they were drafting in ’08. |
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28 |
30 |
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Apparently the Rams might be better than the Redskins and Sam Bradford looks like a pretty good #1 pick. |
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29 |
29 |
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The Lions will go 0-16 and lose by a combined 24 points. |
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30 |
28 |
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Jimmy Clausen still looks like the best option at QB. Now if he could only find a way to get the ball to Steve Smith… |
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31 |
32 |
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The CJ Spiller show has finally arrived. |
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32 |
31 |
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I know the Browns fans missed this spot so I figured I’d let them have it again. |