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#1 in our hearts and still #1 in the rankings. |
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2 |
3 |
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The Dolphins may make Darius Rucker cry, but only Clay Matthews makes me cry. |
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3 |
6 |
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The Texans are magically delicious. |
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4 |
7 |
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I think Verbal Kint said it best when he said, “Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze…and Chris Johnson.” |
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5 |
8 |
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Peyton proves that he is by far the best Manning. Eli is said to be distraught that he’s only third best behind Danny. |
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6 |
10 |
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Who’s going to play QB for the Steelers now, Troy “Head and Shoulders” Polamalu? |
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7 |
2 |
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Tom Brady may not have been able to find a way to beat the Jets on Sunday, but he still has a dreamy 70’s haircut. |
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8 |
4 |
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Quote the Raven “Never let Mike Nugent kick five field goals anymore.” |
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9 |
11 |
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We don’t know just yet how “Super” the Chargers are this season. |
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10 |
12 |
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I want to see Ovie “Mugsy” Mughelli get more carries ASAP. |
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11 |
15 |
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Predicted score of the Jets game: Miami 13-10. |
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12 |
19 |
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The bears D.J. Moore says the ‘Boys are afraid to get hit. That might end up being a problem. |
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13 |
16 |
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Mark Sanchez doesn’t like Taco Bell…He LOVES it! |
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14 |
13 |
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‘Skins cut Larry Johnson this week. Remember when he ran for over 1700 yards two seasons in a row? |
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15 |
14 |
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Former Giant Plaxico Burress gave his first jailhouse interview this week. Sources say he’s bored. |
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16 |
21 |
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The Eagles are Mike Vick’s team now. Sorry, Kolb. You had your chance and you blew it. |
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17 |
5 |
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The Vikes savior has arrived. They just signed Hank “Mr. Kendra Wilkinson” Baskett. |
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18 |
20 |
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Newsflash: Terrell Owens doesn’t look any better in Cincinnati Orange than he did in Buffalo Blue. |
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19 |
17 |
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The Cardinals are “meh” and will probably still win the NFC West. |
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20 |
22 |
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The Chiefs are 2-0. No thanks to Shaun Smith and his roving hands. |
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21 |
25 |
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The Bucs are STILL undefeated!? That’s right, baby. Too bad they beat bad teams. |
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22 |
9 |
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The ‘Boys are tumbling down the rankings faster than Snookie on an escalator. |
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23 |
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Let’s have a nice slow clap for Maurice Jones-Drew because I think he needs a little encouragement. |
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24 |
26 |
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Is it Tebow time yet? When When When!!!? |
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25 |
18 |
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Yea, I was right. The Seahawks aren’t any better with Pete Carroll. |
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27 |
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The Raiders are looking more and more like the Bills every day. Now they bench Jason Campbell? Ruh Roh. |
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27 |
24 |
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I think Frank Gore misses the Reverend Glen Coffee. |
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28 |
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I couldn’t be more excited to see Jimmy Clausen get the starting nod this week. Oh wait, yes I could. |
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30 |
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Jahvid Best single-handedly propelled me to victory in fantasy football last weekend. |
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30 |
31 |
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Ravens castoff Mark Clayton looks pretty spiffy in a Rams uniform these days. |
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32 |
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Let’s have a parade in downtown Cleveland. The Browns aren’t the worst team in the NFL. |
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32 |
29 |
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#1 in Western New York’s hearts, #32 (possibly worse) in talent. |