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1 | 1 | #1 in our hearts and still #1 in the rankings. | |
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2 | 3 | The Dolphins may make Darius Rucker cry, but only Clay Matthews makes me cry. | |
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3 | 6 | The Texans are magically delicious. | |
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4 | 7 | I think Verbal Kint said it best when he said, “Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze…and Chris Johnson.” | |
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5 | 8 | Peyton proves that he is by far the best Manning. Eli is said to be distraught that he’s only third best behind Danny. | |
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6 | 10 | Who’s going to play QB for the Steelers now, Troy “Head and Shoulders” Polamalu? | |
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7 | 2 | Tom Brady may not have been able to find a way to beat the Jets on Sunday, but he still has a dreamy 70’s haircut. | |
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8 | 4 | Quote the Raven “Never let Mike Nugent kick five field goals anymore.” | |
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9 | 11 | We don’t know just yet how “Super” the Chargers are this season. | |
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10 | 12 | I want to see Ovie “Mugsy” Mughelli get more carries ASAP. | |
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11 | 15 | Predicted score of the Jets game: Miami 13-10. | |
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12 | 19 | The bears D.J. Moore says the ‘Boys are afraid to get hit. That might end up being a problem. | |
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13 | 16 | Mark Sanchez doesn’t like Taco Bell…He LOVES it! | |
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14 | 13 | ‘Skins cut Larry Johnson this week. Remember when he ran for over 1700 yards two seasons in a row? | |
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15 | 14 | Former Giant Plaxico Burress gave his first jailhouse interview this week. Sources say he’s bored. | |
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16 | 21 | The Eagles are Mike Vick’s team now. Sorry, Kolb. You had your chance and you blew it. | |
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17 | 5 | The Vikes savior has arrived. They just signed Hank “Mr. Kendra Wilkinson” Baskett. | |
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18 | 20 | Newsflash: Terrell Owens doesn’t look any better in Cincinnati Orange than he did in Buffalo Blue. | |
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19 | 17 | The Cardinals are “meh” and will probably still win the NFC West. | |
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20 | 22 | The Chiefs are 2-0. No thanks to Shaun Smith and his roving hands. | |
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21 | 25 | The Bucs are STILL undefeated!? That’s right, baby. Too bad they beat bad teams. | |
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22 | 9 | The ‘Boys are tumbling down the rankings faster than Snookie on an escalator. | |
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23 | 23 | Let’s have a nice slow clap for Maurice Jones-Drew because I think he needs a little encouragement. | |
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24 | 26 | Is it Tebow time yet? When When When!!!? | |
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25 | 18 | Yea, I was right. The Seahawks aren’t any better with Pete Carroll. | |
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26 | 27 | The Raiders are looking more and more like the Bills every day. Now they bench Jason Campbell? Ruh Roh. | |
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27 | 24 | I think Frank Gore misses the Reverend Glen Coffee. | |
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28 | 28 | I couldn’t be more excited to see Jimmy Clausen get the starting nod this week. Oh wait, yes I could. | |
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29 | 30 | Jahvid Best single-handedly propelled me to victory in fantasy football last weekend. | |
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30 | 31 | Ravens castoff Mark Clayton looks pretty spiffy in a Rams uniform these days. | |
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31 | 32 | Let’s have a parade in downtown Cleveland. The Browns aren’t the worst team in the NFL. | |
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32 | 29 | #1 in Western New York’s hearts, #32 (possibly worse) in talent. |
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