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Did anyone play “king of the mountain” on giant snow piles when you were a kid? Well, the Packers are still king until someone knocks them off. |
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The Texans have the talent to be a Super Bowl team. Now if they can only find a way to make the playoffs. |
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The Saints runs in the first two games are worse than Ross Perot’s runs for president. |
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Tom Brady’s hair battles Ryan Fitzpatrick’s beard at Ralph Wilson Stadium on Sunday. |
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Dear LaDainian Tomlinson, you’re done. Step aside please. This is the Shonn show. |
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The Bills are leading the NFL in points as well as amount of people saying “Really?” when they hear that statistic. |
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It’s not Halloween. But, costume or not, nobody knows what the Ravens are yet. |
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Apparently Mike Vick is human. Prior to this week I assumed his middle name was Kal-El. |
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Its ok, bolts. To quote Henry Hill, “Everyone takes a beating (from the Patriots) some time.” |
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It’s officially time to be afraid of the talent on the Lions roster. |
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I think the Falcons finally woke up from their lockout slumbers. |
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The Redskins just might find a way to win their division because nobody even notices that they are still playing. |
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Tony Romo, you better wear some extra padding because DeAngelo Hall is coming to get you. |
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Another team humbly falls to the offensive juggernaut that is the Buffalo Bills. |
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The Bears offensive line has just been deemed too offensive to be shown on TV and now needs to be pixilated during games. |
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Wouldn’t it be strange if Ben Roethlisberger ate a roethlisburger before every game? |
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Josh Freeman needs a Delorean because he doesn’t seem to notice that the game has started until the fourth quarter. |
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Paging Mr. Gabbart. Mr. Gabbart, you have a telephone call at the front desk. |
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How long until the Vikes call on Christian Ponder to lead this team? |
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It’s not fair to Alex Smith that people keep telling him that he’s good at football. |
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The Titans won and Chris Johnson couldn’t have look worse. |
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Jason Pierre-Paul has the first names covered. It appears that he’s missing his last though. |
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The Cardinals should 2-0 right now, but they couldn’t hold the lead. Good thing the AFC West is the NFL’s version of the island of misfit toys. |
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Every time I see that Steven Jackson Nike Pro Combat commercial I crack up. It’s comedy gold. |
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The Broncos beat the Bungles, but you wouldn’t know it over all the “Tebow!” chants. |
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Cam Newton has the all-time record for most yards in his first two career starts. That’s pretty good I guess. |
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RIP Orlando “Zeus” Brown. |
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Hey, Mike Brown. Stop being a Giant baby and trade Carson Palmer for some talent already. |
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The Dolphins aren’t really this bad. They begin their climb up the standings right now. Reggie Bush really is this bad though. |
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Tarvaris Jackson left the Vikes to start at QB, not lay on the carpet for extended periods of time. |
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Is it time to make a phone call to Hattiesburg, Mississippi? |
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The Chiefs didn’t really win the AFC West last year right? Pretty sure this is a Pop Warner team. |