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Will the Pats defense lose a step without Brandon Spikes? Probably not. Bill Belichick could mold a can of Busch’s Baked Beans into a pro bowler. |
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Newspaper headline that should have been: Terrible cameraman given game ball by Falcons after win. |
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Ben Roethlisberg and Owen Wilson now have a lot more in common than they did last week. |
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Doing their best Thom Yorke imitation, the Saints continue to creep up the rankings. They are just about where they belong finally. |
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LeBron James bashed former Ravens Super Bowl champion quarterback Trent Dilfer on twitter. It would be different if anyone in the World cared what James thinks. |
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I’ve said it before, but how good are the Bears? Holy surprise NFL playoff team, Batman. |
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Mike Vick leads Pro Bowl voting. That is definitely a positive statement that we are realizing that people can make terrible mistakes and learn from them and change. |
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I really wish I didn’t cancel HBO so I could watch the documentary “Lombardi”. It looks awesome. |
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Rex Ryan says he buried the game ball after the loss to the Pats, but all he really did was tuck it under his shirt and it disappeared forever. |
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Who cares about the Giants? The Knicks are 15-9! |
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Chiefs fans pretend they are Eagles fans if you flub the national anthem. |
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Don’t get too cocky, Manning. You beat the Titans (barely) on Thursday night to get back over .500. |
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Most beautiful uniforms in sports history: The Buccaneers’ creamsicle orange throwbacks. |
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The Super Chargers are going to be tough to handle if they can put it together and make the playoffs. |
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Who would have guessed the Jags would be leading the AFC South this late in the season? Nobody, we all thought they’d be dead last. |
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The Dolphins still think they can make the playoffs. Poor, Snowflake. |
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I’m pretty sure the ‘Hawks are kind of glad they traded for Marshawn “Beast Mode” Lynch now. |
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The Raiders are back on the winning track. They might have to run the table to get to the big dance. |
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From worst to first in one season? We’ll know for sure in a few weeks. |
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Peyton Hillis is about to become the first white runningback to rush for over 1,000 yards since Craig James twenty-three years ago. |
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Explain to me how Kerry Collins can still play QB for the Titans while getting an AARP discount at Applebees? |
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Albert Haynesworth was suspended for the rest of the season for being a giant (literally) baby. |
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Texans are turning into the Cubs of the NFL. Always overhyped and always disappointing. |
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Maybe someday Tarvaris Jackson will be a star. He showed us a nice little preview last weekend. |
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Rest in Peace “Dandy” Don Meredith. Anyone who can make Howard Cosell tolerable is truly an American hero. |
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Niners can still win the terrible NFC West. |
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Will Arthur Moats go down in history as the man who finally ended this annoying Brett Favre sideshow? |
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I heard that the new quarterback for the Cardinals is named Jack Skellington. Am I wrong or have I watched one of my favorite holidays films too many times? |
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After the firing of Josh Mcdaniels, the team will now be paying three coaches next season. Mike Shanahan, Mcdaniels and whoever they choose to captain the Lusitania. |
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What is wrong with the Bengals? Do they want a top three pick? I don’t get it. |
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Ndamukong Suh should be crowned the ultra-ultra-heavyweight UFC champion after that hit on Jay-Cut. |
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Still in last place? The Panthers were lucky to get that one win early because there probably won’t be any others. |
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