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1 | 1 | Technically, Tom Brady’s haircut is #1 and the Patriots are #2. | |
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2 | 2 | Much like the legendary Joe Jackson, we now have “Shoeless” Brad Smith. | |
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3 | 3 | Falcons DE Kroy Biermann is having a kid with Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak. I’ve never seen this show, I only DVR Flipping Out. | |
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4 | 4 | This has nothing to do with the Steelers, but I met Roastmaster General Jeffrey Ross last night. He didn’t even make fun of me. | |
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5 | 6 | Terrell Suggs has eight sacks. I completely believe that his good luck is 100% related to his guest appearance on The League. | |
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6 | 8 | I don’t know about you, but I’d rather fight Chuck Norris than Clay Matthews right about now. | |
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7 | 9 | The Saints are back to winning the games that they are supposed to be winning. | |
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8 | 7 | Big Sunday night game against a hard charging (pun intended) San Diego team. | |
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9 | 10 | The Buccaneers seem to be pulling a Houdini on the rest of the NFL. They are 7-3, but nobody seems to see them. | |
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10 | 11 | Da’ Bears gave a decent Dolphins team quite a shellacking last Thursday night. | |
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11 | 12 | As Charlie Kelly would say, “Rock, flag and Eagle!” Whatever that means. | |
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12 | 5 | So, the Giants aren’t good again this week? | |
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13 | 14 | I still don’t have a lot of faith in the Chiefs. Maybe it’s because I’m a bitter Notre Dame fan. | |
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14 | 18 | Fact: The Chargers are going to win the AFC West. | |
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15 | 19 | The Jaguars are 6-4. Yes, really. Why are you laughing? That’s not nice. | |
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16 | 13 | I’ve never heard of Rusty Smith. But, has there ever been a more accurate name for a player coming into a game in relief? | |
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17 | 15 | I’m not sure the Dolphins even realized they had a game until they were down 16-0 to the Bears. | |
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18 | 16 | The Seahawks are going to finish 8-8 and still win the NFC West. | |
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19 | 17 | I’m no Ben Roethlisberger fan, but Richard Seymour is a jerk. | |
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20 | 21 | New Safety Macho Harris has been playing in a flag football league in Virginia since September. | |
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21 | 20 | Glover Quin has not had a good few weeks. First he tipped the pass that won the game for the Jags and then he gave up the game winner last weekend. What’s next, he gets pantsed in front of a girl he has a crush on? | |
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22 | 22 | I know the Rams are most likely on the way up, but how long can Steven Jackson be happy to be by far the best player on a mediocre team? | |
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23 | 23 | Is Colt McCoy the answer at QB or do the Browns go after a hired arm in the draft? | |
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24 | 29 | The Cowboys are starting to look like a team. Maybe they’d be in a better position if they didn’t quit on Wade Phillips. | |
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25 | 24 | Aaaand, the Cardinals are somehow still in the hunt in the NFC West. | |
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26 | 25 | With the firing of Brad Childress, the Vikings got rid of one of their two glaring problems. | |
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27 | 26 | Sorry, the 49ers are not going to win the terrible NFC West. | |
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28 | 28 | I guess all it took for Brandon Lloyd to be a good receiver was to learn how to catch a ball thrown at his hands. | |
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29 | 30 | Steve Johnson referenced TO and OchoCinco’s Batman and Robin with his “Why so serious?” shirt under his jersey. It helped that he scored three TD’s. | |
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30 | 27 | Carson Palmer, how did you get embarrassingly outplayed by your former Backup Ryan Fitzpatrick? | |
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31 | 31 | The Lions love tradition. Especially when that tradition is losing on Turkey Day. | |
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32 | 32 | Who is the Panthers QB now, Bubby Brister? |
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