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Would you expect the Packers to be anywhere other than at the top? |
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Big (boring) Thanksgiving win over the 49ers showed that the Ravens are for real. |
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Nobody ever plays attention to the Saints. The only way we’d notice them is if they were undefeated. |
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The Niners may have looked pretty horrible against the Ravens, but Vernon Davis can have a second career as a singer if his NFL career sputters. |
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The Steelers are 5-1 after starting 2-2. Their only loss in that stretch was to the Ravens. |
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9 |
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Rob Gronkowski is the best tight end in the NFL. How does Belichick find these guys? I think there was some kind of deal a while back involving a guy wearing a lot of red and Bill’s soul. |
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11 |
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Remember Matt Leinart? He used to be really good and then he fell off the face of the Earth. Well, he’s starting for the Texans this week. |
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13 |
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Anthony Adams doesn’t care if you’re sick, he doesn’t want anyone to root for the Packers. |
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12 |
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The Simpsons related nickname o’ the week: Todd “Troy” McClure. |
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16 |
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Apparently Jason Witten wasn’t happy with the attention his cheerleaders got from the Bills a few weeks ago so he decided to tackle one. |
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Andy Dalton won’t be protecting any Roadhouse’s any time soon. |
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Even Tom Coughlin hates the Giants. |
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Ndamukong Suh’s favorite Broadway play is definitely Stomp. |
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15 |
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I think Oakland running back Taiwan Jones needs some kind of catchphrase in reference to Taiwan making almost everything in the world. |
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18 |
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I don’t know if the Titans are a playoff team, but I love seeing Jake Locker in there taking snaps. |
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10 |
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Will the Jets turn the corner this weekend against the hapless Bills? There’s only about a 100% chance that they do. |
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24 |
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People should start referring to Time Tebow as Parker Lewis, because he can’t lose. |
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20 |
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Josh Scobee is right, DeSean Jackson is a punk. I’m glad they took away his long catch. Have a little bit of respect for people. |
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21 |
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Is Kyle Orton the answer to the Chiefs getting back in this? Probably not. |
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The new definition of Dolphin: Too little, too late. |
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LeGarrette Blount’s new nickname should be “Hell on wheels” because he’s harder to tackle than a frieght train. |
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Remember when Peyton Hillis was on the cover of Madden? Can you say curse? |
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Potentially the coolest sports name ever is Red Bryant. It’s like a mash up of Red Auerbach and Bear Bryant. |
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24 |
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The Chargers are officially done. It only took ten games to figure it out this season. |
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Ryan “Fitzmagic” Fitzpatrick looks more like a children’s party magician than Criss Angel. |
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This week’s proof that people need to think before they tweet: Jabar Gaffney told a Cowboy’s fan to kill himself after he mocked the ‘Skins poor record. |
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26 |
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I know I’ve said this before, but every time I hear John Skelton’s name all I think about is The Nightmare Before Christmas. |
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27 |
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I’m a big fan of MJD, but it wasn’t very nice when he did a LeBron James chalk toss before the game atCleveland. |
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Cam Newton is a lot better than Tim Tebow yet somehow he rarely ever wins. |
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Christian Ponder may not be racking up the wins, but he’s a step up from a certain quarterback who should have retired when he could no longer hack it in Philly. |
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Remember when we thought the Rams were going to be good this year? |
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The Colts have all but clinched the #1 overall pick. Do you think someone is smart enough to throw away a whole season to get Andrew Luck or is it just fate? |