Team |
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LW |
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1 |
NR |
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Still #1 after important week one divisional win over Minnesota. |
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2 |
NR |
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Not even fender benders can stop Tom Brady. |
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3 |
NR |
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Can Marshawn Lynch behave himself if he’s traded to the Pack? |
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4 |
NR |
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Pretty good start to the season for Willis Mcgahee (6 carries for -2 yards). |
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5 |
NR |
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Brett Favre is a fan of Lil’ Wayne. So says Bryant McKinnie. |
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6 |
NR |
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Arian Foster ran for almost as many yards in week 1 (231) as he did all of last season (257). |
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7 |
NR |
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There was only four one hundred yard rushers in week one. Of course Chris Johnson was one of them. |
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8 |
NR |
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Guess what Colts receiver is leading the NFL after one game? If you say you guessed Austin Collie then you, sir, are a liar and I don’t like liars. |
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9 |
NR |
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Tony Romo is the only good player on my fantasy football team. That’s what happens when you nap through your draft. |
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10 |
NR |
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Dennis Dixon did not look like a third string quarterback in week one. |
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11 |
NR |
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I’m not sure how to pronounce Legedu Naanee’s name, but I still want to name my first born after him. |
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12 |
NR |
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I’m going to miss “The Falconer” skit the most now that Will Forte has left the cast of SNL. |
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13 |
NR |
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Washington still has a football team? Huh, I didn’t even realize. |
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14 |
NR |
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The G-men are good. Just not good enough to win enough football games to be a playoff team. In that case, they are not good. |
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15 |
NR |
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The ‘Fins barely beat the Bills. That’s like barely eating more hot dogs than a guy with his jaw wired shut. |
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16 |
NR |
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The Jets are the most over hyped thing since Avatar. |
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17 |
NR |
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I guess Derek Anderson can still sling it…against Pop Warner teams. |
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18 |
NR |
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I think this Pete Carroll must be some kind of evil wizard if he can make the Seahawks good again this quickly. |
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19 |
NR |
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Jay Cut finally threw for more yards than his Denver replacement. On a side note, the Bears actually won. |
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20 |
NR |
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Hilarious cameo by Chad OchoCinco on the season premiere of The League. Child, please! |
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21 |
NR |
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The Mike Vick show is back for the first time since ’06. |
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22 |
NR |
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Matt Cassel has a great skill of looking as horrible as possible during a win. You can’t teach that. |
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23 |
NR |
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I’ve never heard of any of Jax’s receivers, but than again I hadn’t heard of most of the people who performed at the VMA’s either. |
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24 |
NR |
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There’s no way the ‘Niners are this bad again is there? |
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25 |
NR |
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The Buccaneers are officially undefeated… |
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26 |
NR |
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The best thing Tim Tebow could do for his career is to continue to not play. He could only live up to the hype if he turned water into Gaterade. |
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27 |
NR |
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Former Raiders coach Jon Gruden blew up on a ref at a High School football game and kept referring to him as Forest Gump. Gruden is feisty. |
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28 |
NR |
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I want to see Jimmy Clausen play like woah. |
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29 |
NR |
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Buffalo WILL start 0-2 this season. Let the Jake Locker chants begin. |
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30 |
NR |
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The Lions have cheerleaders now? Finally something in that stadium will be able to entertain the fans. |
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31 |
NR |
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Is there a better sports name than C.J. Ah You? I highly doubt it. |
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32 |
NR |
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Why not just let Josh Cribbs start at QB, RB and WR? |