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The pack got their title defense started off right with a shootout win over the previous champs. |
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Big pickup Lee Evans looked like Chevy Case in Memoirs of an invisible man. |
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Fact: Mike Vick’s legs are insured by Lloyd’s of London for $100 bajillion dollars. |
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Everyone was hatin’ on the bears. But just like J-Rock on Trailer Park Boys, they aint shook. |
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Is this finally the season that the Texans get over the hump and actually make the playoffs? |
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I know Green Bay is good, but the saints defended worse than the New York Knicks. |
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Tom Brady threw for over 500 yards, but he still has a girl’s haircut. |
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Plaxico Burress didn’t look like he lost a step in snagging 4 balls for 72 yards and a TD. |
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The NFL’s most attractive team beat the NFL’s ugliest team. Coincidence? |
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Is it time to call Ryan Mathews a bust yet? |
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Matthew Stafford can sling it, but he looks more like Stan Humphries than Tom Brady. |
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Ted Ginn Jr. ran for more yards on Sunday than Forrest Gump. |
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Jason Campbell plays a lot more like Jamarcus Russell than Rich Gannon. |
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The Luke McCown experiment looks like it’s working out so far. Just wait until the Jags play a real team. |
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It’s pretty sad that the Vikings have had QB’s throw for less than Mcnabb’s 39 yards 7 times. |
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In clutch situations, Tony Romo is more clumsy than Matt Foley after he sits down in the basement drinking coffee all morning. |
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Kevin Kolb “salad” couldn’t have had a more flawless first start for the Cards. |
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Someone needs to tell Matt Ryan that the lockout is over. |
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Josh Freeman to Mike Williams is my favorite combination in the NFL right now. |
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I guess it’s a bad idea to make a Reggie Bush your starter when he had chances to do it before but couldn’t hack it. |
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Pittsburgh needs to get some Gatorade and aspirin to get over this post Super Bowl hangover. |
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Halloween came early in Maryland. Someone wearing a Rex Grossman costume threw for over 300 yards against the Giants. |
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Chris Johnson, 24 yards? Really!?!? I’m glad you are earning all of that holdout money. |
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Week on way-too-early prediction: The Rams WILL make the playoffs. |
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I’ll be the first to admit that Cam Newton really does look like the real deal. |
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The Bengals won Ben Fold’s “The battle of who could care less”. |
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Seattle’s loss to the Niners was more boring than The English Patient. |
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Let the “Tebow Time” clock start ticking down starting…meow! |
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Are the Chiefs this bad or are the Bills this good? |
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Is Peyton Manning so good that the Colts go from a playoff team with him to one of the worst teams in the NFL without him? |
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Eli Manning didn’t do much to prove that he’s elite. He got severely outplayed by Rex Grossman. |
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Being a Cleveland fan must feel more like a prison than a dawg pound. |