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1 | The pack got their title defense started off right with a shootout win over the previous champs. | ||
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2 | Big pickup Lee Evans looked like Chevy Case in Memoirs of an invisible man. | ||
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3 | Fact: Mike Vick’s legs are insured by Lloyd’s of London for $100 bajillion dollars. | ||
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4 | Everyone was hatin’ on the bears. But just like J-Rock on Trailer Park Boys, they aint shook. | ||
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5 | Is this finally the season that the Texans get over the hump and actually make the playoffs? | ||
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6 | I know Green Bay is good, but the saints defended worse than the New York Knicks. | ||
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7 | Tom Brady threw for over 500 yards, but he still has a girl’s haircut. | ||
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8 | Plaxico Burress didn’t look like he lost a step in snagging 4 balls for 72 yards and a TD. | ||
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9 | The NFL’s most attractive team beat the NFL’s ugliest team. Coincidence? | ||
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10 | Is it time to call Ryan Mathews a bust yet? | ||
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11 | Matthew Stafford can sling it, but he looks more like Stan Humphries than Tom Brady. | ||
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12 | Ted Ginn Jr. ran for more yards on Sunday than Forrest Gump. | ||
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13 | Jason Campbell plays a lot more like Jamarcus Russell than Rich Gannon. | ||
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14 | The Luke McCown experiment looks like it’s working out so far. Just wait until the Jags play a real team. | ||
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15 | It’s pretty sad that the Vikings have had QB’s throw for less than Mcnabb’s 39 yards 7 times. | ||
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16 | In clutch situations, Tony Romo is more clumsy than Matt Foley after he sits down in the basement drinking coffee all morning. | ||
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17 | Kevin Kolb “salad” couldn’t have had a more flawless first start for the Cards. | ||
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18 | Someone needs to tell Matt Ryan that the lockout is over. | ||
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19 | Josh Freeman to Mike Williams is my favorite combination in the NFL right now. | ||
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20 | I guess it’s a bad idea to make a Reggie Bush your starter when he had chances to do it before but couldn’t hack it. | ||
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21 | Pittsburgh needs to get some Gatorade and aspirin to get over this post Super Bowl hangover. | ||
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22 | Halloween came early in Maryland. Someone wearing a Rex Grossman costume threw for over 300 yards against the Giants. | ||
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23 | Chris Johnson, 24 yards? Really!?!? I’m glad you are earning all of that holdout money. | ||
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24 | Week on way-too-early prediction: The Rams WILL make the playoffs. | ||
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25 | I’ll be the first to admit that Cam Newton really does look like the real deal. | ||
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26 | The Bengals won Ben Fold’s “The battle of who could care less”. | ||
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27 | Seattle’s loss to the Niners was more boring than The English Patient. | ||
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28 | Let the “Tebow Time” clock start ticking down starting…meow! | ||
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29 | Are the Chiefs this bad or are the Bills this good? | ||
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30 | Is Peyton Manning so good that the Colts go from a playoff team with him to one of the worst teams in the NFL without him? | ||
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31 | Eli Manning didn’t do much to prove that he’s elite. He got severely outplayed by Rex Grossman. | ||
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32 | Being a Cleveland fan must feel more like a prison than a dawg pound. |
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