The NFL Power Rankings are back for a second season. Check back each week for updated rankings. Feel free to leave feedback about how wrong I am in the comments section or throw me an emailcosburn@thefatherlife.com
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1 | 1 | Proved that they are for real after shellacking of G-men | |
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2 | 2 | This is the first time that Brett has started a season 6-0 in his career. | |
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3 | 3 | The Colts are still flying under the radar even though Manning is averaging 329 passing yards per game. | |
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4 | 5 | The Broncos are looking like the NFL’s version of the USFL Philadelphia Stars. | |
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5 | 7 | Wow, I was quite wrong about tom Brady’s psyche last week, he’s a maniac. | |
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6 | 14 | The Steelers are rolling, but their last two opponents have a combined 2-10 record. | |
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7 | 8 | The Falcons might be the quietest one loss team in the NFL. | |
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8 | 4 | Are the Giants even a playoff team? They had a laughably easy schedule before New Orleans. | |
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9 | 11 | OchoCinco showed up to play, but barely anyone else did. | |
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10 | 6 | What the heck? A loss to the Raiders, I was so hoping to make fun of them. | |
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11 | 12 | Had a nice bye week to prepare for Hotlanta. | |
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12 | 13 | Get your popcorn ready, Michael Crabtree makes his debut this weekend. | |
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13 | 10 | This Ravens team just doesn’t seem ready to turn the corner to the big boys table. | |
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14 | 15 | The Chargers are the Colorado Rockies of the NFL. A team that starts with no direction, but somehow seems to make the playoffs. | |
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15 | 9 | Mark Sanchez is now starring in the hit NBC series, The not yet ready for prime time players. | |
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16 | 16 | After dismantling the Lions, they have the Browns before a big test against Minnesota | |
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17 | 17 | Daaaa’ Bears are sorely missing Brian Urlacher. | |
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18 | 18 | 67 year-old Kurt Warner probably already lives in a sweet retirement community in Arizona, so he can just play for the Cards forever.. | |
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19 | 19 | Matt Schaub had almost 400 yards passing against the Bengals. Will the Texans go 4-3 for the first time ever? | |
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20 | 20 | The ‘Fins receiver production makes Buffalo’s debacle not look so bad. | |
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21 | 21 | I bet the Rams wish they still had Torry Holt. | |
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22 | 22 | The Panthers run like Usain Bolt, but throw like Jessica Simpson. | |
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23 | 23 | Just like we thought, the Seahawks aren’t good. | |
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24 | 29 | The Bills need to dump Trent Edwards like Jamie Lynn Siegler dumped Turtle. | |
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25 | 26 | Whatever happened to Darrius Heyward-Bey? | |
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26 | 25 | I guarantee that the Lions won’t lose this week….they have a bye. | |
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27 | 28 | Whoever this Mohamed Massaquoi character is, he’s probably the best player on the Browns. | |
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28 | 24 | Continuing to start Jason Campbell is a worse call than Tim McClelland not calling Robinson Cano out at third base. | |
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29 | 30 | Paying tribute to the Buccaneers teams of the 80’s by trying their best to look as much like them on the field. | |
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30 | 31 | Who wants to bet that if someone invents a time machine Matt Cassel will be the first person to buy one? | |
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31 | 32 | The Rams are sadder than a Pedigree commercial narrated by David Duchovny. | |
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32 | 27 | Did Jeff Fisher really wear a Peyton Manning jersey at a Nashville area event? |
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It’s scary how bad the Titans look.