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1 | 1 | We’ll find out if they are actually the top dogs when they face the G-men this weekend. | |
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2 | 2 | Three blowout wins against terrible teams (Rams, Browns and Lions) and two very close wins against debatable teams (Packers and Niners) | |
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3 | 3 | Most fun name in the NFL to say with a French accent: Pierre Garcon. | |
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4 | 5 | Should we be wary of the Giants ridiculously easy early schedule? | |
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5 | 4 | The Broncos defense is only giving up 8.6 points per game. | |
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6 | 9 | Since the Eagles have no running game whatsoever, maybe it’s time to get the ball in Mike Vick’s hands. | |
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7 | 6 | Is Tom Brady ok mentally? | |
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8 | 10 | “Rowdy” Roddy White looked like a fantasy bust before his nasty 210 yard game against the niners. | |
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9 | 7 | Jets should easily get of the shnide on Sunday against Buffalo. | |
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10 | 8 | Ravens sign David Tyree. He’s the football equivalent of a lucky rabbit’s foot. | |
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11 | 17 | Bengals fans selling “Cardiac Cats” T-shirts. Not sure if that’s a good thing. | |
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12 | 11 | Felix “the Cat” Jones and the ‘Boys aren’t a playoff team. | |
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13 | 12 | Set October 25th into your day minder. It’s the day Michael Crabtree will make his debut. | |
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14 | 13 | Hines “ketchup” Ward doesn’t seem to be slowing down at 33. | |
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15 | 14 | Shawne Merriman wants to fight his GM. Who does he think he is, Milton Bradley? | |
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16 | 15 | Assumed Packers intense bye week preparation for Detroit? Golf and lots of naps. | |
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17 | 16 | Is Terrell Owens going to get traded to the Bears? As a Bills fan, I say send on the draft picks! | |
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18 | 20 | How is that the offensive line can give Kurt Warner oodles of time to find receivers, but can’t make holes for Tim Hightower. | |
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19 | 18 | Time for the post-season push only to lose out in week 17. | |
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20 | 21 | Watch out for the hard-charging ‘Fins. | |
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21 | 19 | Are you kidding me? What the heck happened against the Seahawks? The freakin’ Seahawks! | |
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22 | 28 | The Panthers are a LOT better than their record. | |
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23 | 23 | 41-0 win over Jacksonville. Is this team good? Not bloody likely. | |
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24 | 26 | Clinton Portis got in a fight during last week’s game with a team mate. That won’t help anything. | |
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25 | 25 | It would be grrrrrrrrreat if he didn’t have to watch the Lions on Thanksgiving this year. | |
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26 | 26 | JaMarcus Russell is still playing, eh? And the A’s didn’t make the playoffs again. Tough time to live in Oaktown. | |
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27 | 24 | I really hope the Titans start the year 0-10. That would be amazing. | |
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28 | 32 | Derek Anderson going 2-17 for 23 yards with ! INT = win? | |
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29 | 22 | Trade for Brady Quinn????? Pleeeease! | |
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30 | 29 | At least the weather is nice. What? It’s hurricane season? | |
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31 | 30 | Delicious barbeque in Kansas City I hear. | |
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32 | 31 | Rush Limbaugh isn’t as bad as Marge Schott. |
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30 year old freelance writer and The Father Life‘s resident beer columnist and sports editor. He also writes about fine beverages for drinkingmadeeasy.com and Chilled Magazine. On top of that, he writes about college and professional lacrosse for insidelacrosse.com. He’s also written for Genesee Valley Parenting Magazine, the Democrat and Chronicle Newspaper and ESPN.com. “Osburn on Tap” appears monthly in THE FATHER LIFE. For questions, comments, or if you have a story idea for Chris, throw him an email cosburn@thefatherlife.com. Also, follow him on twitter http://www.twitter.com/chrisosburn
Tom Brady has issues. Serious issues. The Pats looked better with Matt Cassel – and he didn’t look all that great.
My fantasy team is jacked!