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1 | 1 | The only time two teams have started 11-0 EVER. | |
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2 | 2 | If the Colts and Saints play in the Superbowl, which of these QB’s would you rather have leading your team? | |
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3 | 3 | Brett Favre uses his mighty war hammer to battle the snake of Midgard…or the Arizona Cardinals. | |
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4 | 5 | Just like Del Preston, nobody wants to run into an angry Bengal tiger in the middle of the night. | |
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5 | 6 | Here comes the Super Chargers. They’ve been flying under the radar all year and are all of a sudden one of the best teams in the AFC. | |
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6 | 4 | We learned two things about the Pats this week: They have no defense and they can’t win on the road (0-4). | |
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7 | 7 | Big Thanksgiving win over an extremely over matched Raiders team. | |
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8 | 10 | Nice romp over the most over rated team in the NFL (NY). | |
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9 | 8 | Dennis Dixon played great in defeat, but it’s back to Big Ben this week. | |
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10 | 9 | Don’t feel bad, all of a sudden nobody can beat the Titans. | |
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11 | 11 | I like it when J.D. rides Turk piggy back and yells “Eeeeeeagle!” on Scrubs. | |
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12 | 13 | The Packers just signed a tight end named Tom Crabtree. Is he as good as Michael Crabtree? Highly unlikely.. | |
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13 | 12 | What is wrong with the G-men? | |
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14 | 18 | The Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde routine continues with their last second win over Arizona, their fifth straight triumph. | |
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15 | 14 | I guess Chris Redman still plays football and somehow he’s actually pretty good at it. | |
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16 | 17 | In Flacco we trust. | |
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17 | 15 | The Jaguars are more disappointing than New Coke. | |
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18 | 16 | Did NOT bring it against the Colts. Looks like the Texans are doomed for the purgatory of .500ish until For-E-Ver. | |
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19 | 22 | Too little too late is a phrase I’d use to describe this Niners season if I was a pessimist. | |
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20 | 19 | I hate the Dolphins so much that I was glad when Snow Flake got kidnapped. | |
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21 | 20 | Apparently Joe Girardi taught Mark Sanchez how to slide. I think it would just be better if he never ran. | |
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22 | 21 | The Bears season is sinking like a lead filled Titanic. | |
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23 | 24 | Ryan Fitzpatrick-and his giant bobble head-ran for 50 yards on Sunday, including a 31 yard touchdown scamper. | |
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24 | 23 | Former Pro Bowl QB Jake Delhomme has 8 TD’s and 18 INT’s. That’s right Eight-freakin’-teen! | |
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25 | 25 | Maybe the Seahawks should re-sign Peter Warrick. He’s playing for the Bloomington Extreme of the Indoor Football League. | |
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26 | 26 | It’s time for Darren Mcfadden to be the full-time wildcat quarterback. Run nothing but the wildcat. | |
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27 | 27 | Dear Dan Snyder, sell the Redskins to someone who knows remotely how to run a professional sports franchise let alone a Dairy Queen. | |
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28 | 28 | Chiefs: Most recent team to get embarrassed by the Chargers. | |
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29 | 29 | You probably had to watch the terrible Lions on Thanksgiving. Now check out the greatest holiday movie off all-time. Christmas Vacation is airing all week on AMC. | |
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30 | T-32 | Worst. | |
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31 | T-32 | Worster. | |
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32 | T-32 | Worstest. |
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I thought the Pats defense looked suspect from week 1. This must be a “rebuilding year” for them.