[SPORTS] NFL Power Rankings: Week 11

Team TW LW
1 1 Would you expect the Packers to be anywhere other than at the top?
2 5 Big (boring) Thanksgiving win over the 49ers showed that the Ravens are for real.
3 3 Nobody ever plays attention to the Saints. The only way we’d notice them is if they were undefeated.
4 2 The Niners may have looked pretty horrible against the Ravens, but Vernon Davis can have a second career as a singer if his NFL career sputters.
5 8 The Steelers are 5-1 after starting 2-2. Their only loss in that stretch was to the Ravens.
6 9 Rob Gronkowski is the best tight end in the NFL. How does Belichick find these guys? I think there was some kind of deal a while back involving a guy wearing a lot of red and Bill’s soul.
7 11 Remember Matt Leinart? He used to be really good and then he fell off the face of the Earth. Well, he’s starting for the Texans this week.
8 13 Anthony Adams doesn’t care if you’re sick, he doesn’t want anyone to root for the Packers.
9 12 The Simpsons related nickname o’ the week: Todd “Troy” McClure.
10 16 Apparently Jason Witten wasn’t happy with the attention his cheerleaders got from the Bills a few weeks ago so he decided to tackle one.
11 6 Andy Dalton won’t be protecting any Roadhouse’s any time soon.
12 7 Even Tom Coughlin hates the Giants.
13 4 Ndamukong Suh’s favorite Broadway play is definitely Stomp.
14 15 I think Oakland running back Taiwan Jones needs some kind of catchphrase in reference to Taiwan making almost everything in the world.
15 18 I don’t know if the Titans are a playoff team, but I love seeing Jake Locker in there taking snaps.
16 10 Will the Jets turn the corner this weekend against the hapless Bills? There’s only about a 100% chance that they do.
17 24 People should start referring to Time Tebow as Parker Lewis, because he can’t lose.
18 20 Josh Scobee is right, DeSean Jackson is a punk. I’m glad they took away his long catch. Have a little bit of respect for people.
19 21 Is Kyle Orton the answer to the Chiefs getting back in this? Probably not.
20 30 The new definition of Dolphin: Too little, too late.
21 17 LeGarrette Blount’s new nickname should be “Hell on wheels” because he’s harder to tackle than a frieght train.
22 23 Remember when Peyton Hillis was on the cover of Madden? Can you say curse?
23 25 Potentially the coolest sports name ever is Red Bryant. It’s like a mash up of Red Auerbach and Bear Bryant.
24 19 The Chargers are officially done. It only took ten games to figure it out this season.
25 14 Ryan “Fitzmagic” Fitzpatrick looks more like a children’s party magician than Criss Angel.
26 22 This week’s proof that people need to think before they tweet: Jabar Gaffney told a Cowboy’s fan to kill himself after he mocked the ‘Skins poor record.
27 26 I know I’ve said this before, but every time I hear John Skelton’s name all I think about is The Nightmare Before Christmas.
28 27 I’m a big fan of MJD, but it wasn’t very nice when he did a LeBron James chalk toss before the game atCleveland.
29 28 Cam Newton is a lot better than Tim Tebow yet somehow he rarely ever wins.
30 29 Christian Ponder may not be racking up the wins, but he’s a step up from a certain quarterback who should have retired when he could no longer hack it in Philly.
31 31 Remember when we thought the Rams were going to be good this year?
32 32 The Colts have all but clinched the #1 overall pick. Do you think someone is smart enough to throw away a whole season to get Andrew Luck or is it just fate?

 

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