A Man Called DA-DA

This Old SUX vs Bakfiets

I have an old SUV SUX, and like me it’s getting older, heavier, dumber, lower to the ground, and makes odd noises every time it moves. I used to think it was a pretty good, reliable vehicle (I won’t reveal the make), until the steering box went out at …

Your Kid is Slothlike

I just heard two LSMs (Leopard Skinned Moms) at Hole Fuds — where else — arguing about whose kid was HOTTER. (Their kids looked like drugged tree sloths, but I don’t think irony plays any part in their lives.) I’ve always hoped my kids would be awkwa…